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Kernel Hearts

🪄Kernel Hearts

Four magical girls climb the Tower of Babel to dethrone God. Bring your build and your friends.

8.6 / 10
1–4 players
💥Chaos🎯Tactical
Players
1–4
Released
Sep 17, 2026
Developer
Ephemera Games · Whitethorn Games
Price
$19.99
Multi-playerCo-opOnline Co-opCross-Platform MultiplayerSteam AchievementsDualShock Controller SupportDualShock Controller SupportDualSense Controller SupportDualSense Controller SupportPartial Controller Support

Co-op roguelike action-RPG for up to four: fight through the M.A.H.O.U Unit's ascent of a heaven-storming tower, stacking runs, gear, and increasingly unhinged builds between attempts on the angelic horde upstairs. Released September 17, 2026 to a strong early reception. Pure 'one more floor' energy with a squad that can actually carry you.

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⭐VERY IMPORTANT DOLCE ANNOUNCEMENT ⭐ About the Game Kernel Hearts is a unique blend of action RPG and roguelike elements with multiplayer co-op. As part of the M.A.H.O.U Unit, you are tasked with climbing the Tower of Babel, eliminating the angelic creatures in your path as you dethrone God and save a world drowning in ashes.ONE MORE GOD REJECTED Mix and match your attacks, spells, and movement with unique powers during each run to unleash devastating combos on the enemies you encounter. Punch biblical monsters in the face with up to four friends. Each level culminates in an intense boss fight against the domain's guardianEQUIP & CUSTOMIZE YOUR UNITS After each expedition, you will return to the last memory backup in a laboratory located on the outskirts of humanity's last holdout. Spend the rewards from each run to unlock and equip up to 256KB of chips onto your Unit MAHOU.OS, and customize them as you see fit.TRANSFORM INTO A MAGICAL GIRL Harness the strength of the tower to dispel the Heavenly Curse from yourself, unleashing a devastating attack on nearby foes and attaining your true form for a short period.BOND WITH YOUR ALLIES Interact with the tower's unique inhabitants and give them gifts to deepen your bond.

🎧Footsteps and callouts decide this one. Hear everything — our pick: HyperX Cloud III

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Gear picks

Gear up for Kernel Hearts

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A headset your squad can actually hearProximity chat is the whole game. Hear the footsteps behind you, and stop the crackle that gets you muted.Our pick: HyperX Cloud III →On a budget: Razer BlackShark V2 X →
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A USB mic for the shot-callerIf you're the one making the calls (or lying through social deduction), a desk mic beats any headset boom.Our pick: FIFINE AmpliGame AM8 →On a budget: TONOR TC310 USB microphone →
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A controller for the party gamesPhysics chaos, sports slop and couch-style co-op play better on a pad. Works with Steam right out of the box.Our pick: Xbox Wireless Controller →On a budget: GameSir G7 SE →
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A wireless mouse that won't die mid-raidSurvival-crafting and extraction runs are long. A light wireless mouse with a long battery life keeps you in it.Our pick: Logitech G305 Lightspeed →

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